Resignation letter: Jokes

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Dear ,

It is with deep regret deep loathing great pleasure infinite contempt genuine loathingthat I must inform you that I am resigning from my position as Plague Carrier Eunuch Brothel Manager Lickspittle Clown Lab Animal Social Leper Toilet Maintenance Officer. I have been obliged by considerations of personal hygiene my classification as a mammal self respect my evolutionary and reproductive credibility the well being of my many new psychoses threats from the janitor to take this course of action.I have enjoyed my time at and the many freak shows self-flagellation exercises epidemics perversions episodes of bestiality in which I have been involved. I would like to take this opportunity to wish everyone in the organization a quick upward career move to hell from their present positions good luck with their pathology tests that I’ve been editing frequent auditing by psychopathic insects first hand experience of their planet killing policies due rewards for their toxic social skills lots of fun new insanities meaningful posthumous roles in their disease spreading

Yours sincerely